Last weekend, my buddy Rob and I hooked up with a pair of gorgeous friends. Some dinner, drinks, and a few doobies, and the girls wanted to learn more about "vinegar strokes." We were more than happy to show them ours.
Chris was having a shitty month. He found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he was flying to Maui alone, and the princess on the plane was a bitch from the start. Luckily, this airline was able to go above and beyond his expectations.
After a thoroughly unpleasant divorce, I wasn't ready to start dating but I was craving some female companionship. Some buddies turned me on to Tinder, and I managed to make a good match - or three...
Some definitions here may include words you aren’t familiar with or have been taught a flawed or incomplete definition for; I’ve likely defined those words somewhere else in the list, but if I also missed many. This is an ever-evolving project that I do my best to check back in on every three or four months. All that said, let’s get started… alphabetically: